This standard size 2.25″ button lets everyone know that you have CDO. Button reads “I have CDO. It’s like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.”

 

Price: $2.00

This standard size 2.25″ button lets everyone know that you have ADD. Button reads “People say I have ADD which is weird, because I haven’t played Advanced Dungeons & Dragons in years.”

 

Price: $2.00

This standard size 2.25″ button lets everyone know how stressed you are. The button reads “Calm? Sure I’m calm. I’m vibrating at a frequency that can only be heard by bats. Eeeeeeeeeee.”

 

Price: $2.00

This standard size 2.25″ button shows your sense of humor about some words. The button reads
“Female sperm whale” is a valid term only because “ovary whale” can’t be said with a straight face”

 

Price: $2.00